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An Open Letter to Texas AD, Steve Patterson (To Help With the Job Hunt)
Dear Steve, Hey, Steve-O, how’re things going down at Texas? Everything still bigger there? Lolz. Listen, I’ve got to tell you that I think you did the right thing “letting” Mack retire. It was high...
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Burnpoetry Presents: More Failed Christmas Gifts
For that special lady in your life, be sure to get her a chic new Tony Romo clutch that’s flashy and fancy for a solid 11 months of the year. (*Manufacturer’s note: this purse will not work in...
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The Official Super Bowl 48 Drinking Game
The Super Bowl is almost here. And you know what that means: lots and lots of gripping talk about the legalization and sociopolitical ramifications of Marijuana in Colorado and Washington State. And...
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Bo Pelini’s Spring Game Calendar
Bo Pelini is one busy dude these days. With getting the Nebraska Cornhuskers prepared for their annual Red/White spring game and trying to manage all the pressures of daily life as a college football...
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Carl Pelini is Shopping a Novel. Here are the Novels He Hasn’t Released Yet. . .
Former Nebraska defensive coordinator, and fulltime Bo-Pelini-big-Bro, Carl Pelini, made a stunning announcement on Friday, revealing to the world that he has finished writing a novel. He gave a few...
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If I Did It: Josh Banderas Edition
Earlier this week, University of Nebraska middle linebacker Josh Banderas was arrested for stealing a bunch of bikes from a campus bike rack. He partnered up with fellow Nebraska athlete (*Author’s...
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Textual Healing: Leaked Texts Sent to Jerry Jones
We live in a modern era. An era in which any NFL owner that goes out, gets plowed, and then finds himself engaging in hyper-sexualized cellphone pics with women who are 50 years his junior will...
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Texts From Last Night: Peyton Manning Edition
Last night, Denver Bronco’s quarterback Peyton Manning broke the NFL’s alltime Touchdown Passing mark, leaping to the top of the heap with 510 TDs and powering past Brett Favre’s previous mark of 508...
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Official Dallas VS Green Bay Drinking Game
Later today the Green Bay Packers will take on the Dallas Cowboys for the right to play in the NFC Championship game. No matter which team wins, they’ll likely end up getting steam-rolled by the...
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Text From Last Night: Deflategate Edition
Over the last few days we’ve all become certifiable experts on PSI, ball inflation, and have found ourselves inundated with #deflategate and all the insanity the comes with an extra long week of NFL...
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